the perks of dating me
- i’m funny
- i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
- i don’t have friends so we can always hang out
ahahahaha also maybe I wanna lick your face….edit: not while it has cum.on it lol
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN
if you put “man” at the end of any sentence its AUTOMATICALLY platonic
"i love you, man."
"stay with me forever, man."
"fuck me hard in the ass, man."